I wannas sexs uuuuu
She is in my trunk
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Little spoons don't ask big questions
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
