I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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