i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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