Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also, beer. Big fan.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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