office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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