He uses pillows to masturbate.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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