she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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