The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I will be naked everywhere
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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