So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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