I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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