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He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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