Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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