Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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