It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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