i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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