You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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