Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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