wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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