I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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