are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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