I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize