I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
