i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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