12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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