mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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