doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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