i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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