Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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