You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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