we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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