But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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