Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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