Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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