I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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