Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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