the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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