And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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