Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She even gives head with a lisp.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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