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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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