I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Sorry my hands just texted you
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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