Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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