from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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