I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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