Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize