at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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