I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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