i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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