where am i from again
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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