Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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