dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
