You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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