i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
well you can't waste a boner
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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