weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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