I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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