do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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